I've been picking many of your gastropodal brethren out of my nooks and crannies and hair. I am treating them kindly, setting them free in the woods out the back.

LOL - not you too - I take mine for a nice long walk in a bucket and release them into the wild while humming 'Born Free' to them... I swear I have homing snails though - the wee buggers keep finding their way back...

Happy and well-deserved weekend sweetie ::raises glass of something from Morrisons::