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First it was Richard 'Hamster' Hammond, then James 'not gay, honestly' May. Now I'm happy to be able to inform you that this year's Heat magazine Weird Crush of the Year is none other than Mr Jeremy 'I swear to God I don't really fancy Hammond' Clarkson!

Attention Scum and behold the Mighty Power of Fandom!

I can't wait to see this week's eppy. Hammond and May are going to have such larks, are they not?  :o)

Next year, the Stig.

In other news, THIS is bringing me great joy this snowy morning.