I feel like Ted Crilly.

Look at that Dougal, 5 o'clock - in the morning!

If your partner ever says they want an internet radio to listen to in bed, resist them at all costs. CLICK - bounce - CLICK - bounce - CLICK - bounce - CLICK - bounce - CLICK - bounce - CLICK - bounce - Till you feel like you're going out of your tiny *********** mind!!!

I couldn't stand it anymore so I got up. At 5am. Didn't go to bed till 1.00. Geez. I'm really quite tired.

Wow. Look out there. Sun. Gosh.