Will you be throwing yourself in front of heavy machinery and knocking policemen's helmits off? That would be a fine thing to see. ::nods:: If it makes the news, you'll be sure to let us know, won't you? :o)

And Northerners. Oh we be tough baby, we be tough... ::checks fingernails, whistles softly::

As for Tesco - man... I think Armando Iannucci speaks for us all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfSi0D7KESk