Your style, I like it. I have neither gin nor Horlicks but if I did I'd be joining you. I might partake of a glass of Shiraz, though, in celebration of the fact that The Voice Of Reason aka David Mitchell is on now.

I really like the idea of a spiteful biro but have to say, I think a shotgun would be quicker and cleaner.

I'm happy to confess I didn't know who any of them were, and who are these Beatles anyway?