::squishes Gilly, not having done that for far too long::

Can't say I know anything about anybody here (except I do remember Doug McClure, and I can't remotely imagine him adding to the believability in any movie involving sea monsters and helmets). But "an awful lot of bronzed male thigh on show" -- depending on the thigh in question, not a bad reason for not being able to look away? Especially when combined with the allure of truly cheesy Stupid... :-)