::See pictorial evidence:: It's a bit of a mess for sure, everything smells of wet soot, it's going to be a bugger to put right and no mistake. Hold the cabana boys, babe, I don't want their lovely oiled bodies to get all sooty.

I have chocolate, rather too much of it, tbh ::feels decidedly dicky:: I may have to resort to dark rum which is the only booze in the house right now.