Twinkies are guaranteed to survive anything up to and probably including a nuclear holocaust.
Heh heh heh! You know what, I can believe it! The ingredients list is 10 miles long and full of 'may (or may not) contain' provisos. Fascinating. I wonder how long they could sustain life...?

Ten days is a long time to be in a hotel room. You've nested, bonded.

Oh I did, I did. And the people at the hotel were so nice.

Now go home and write :)
LOL! Well, maybe when the heating kicks in and I've had a bit of a rest. ::G::