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Not *me* sending him to boot camp!! No no no! Blame the ebil writers who raised the notion in the first place.

I shall save him from evil boot camp, do not fear - but not till the lad's had a taste of the lash (not that one) heh heh heh!

I had assumed that the police academy would be more... searching for the right words; not academic, exactly, but a learning environment, only with a lot more gym and guns. I'm pretty stunned at the tone of the websites.

I mean, can you see Blair going for this, really? I'm having a hard time imagining it, myself.

"Meanwhile, I am very, very excited at the prospect"
::chortle:: You are The Evil.