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In my top-ten movies it goes up to 11...

::giggle:: (That is so very stupid.)

Ah! Icon! Lovelovelovelove!

LOL It goes up to eleven for me too!

Ah, Lick My Love Pump! ::giggles::

Feel free to nab the icon. I just cropped it from something I found when I googled.

I wrote a sort of Tap/TS crossover once. You've probably seen it already, but here's the link in case you (mercifully) missed it:

http://fluterbev-fic.livejournal.com/4357.html

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My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo...

Altogether now:
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

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I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

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Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed

Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?

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Stonehenge
Where the virgins lie
And the prayer of devils fill the midnight sky
And you my love, won't you take my hand
We'll go back in time to that mystic land
Where the dew drops cry and the cats meow
I will take you there
I will show you how

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Little girl, it's a great big world, but there's
only one of me-

You're sweet but you're just four feet
And you still got your baby teeth
You're too young and I'm too well hung
Tonight I'm gonna rock you

Heh heh heh... Actually, we've moved on to Michael Wood now; he truly does rock me. He goes up to nineteen!

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