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Oh man... I finally managed to fall asleep some time after four thirty this morning - Got up at half past eight feeling somewhat less than chipper. All those empty hours and nothing to fill them but home-made porn...
I finally got around to adding the naughty Moonridge chapter to Alpha and Omega (I offered an extra chapter for this story for Moonridge this year which was won by the lovely Cynthia Bradley - Jim and Blair take a bath; 2,000 words of pure porn). If you're only looking for the rude bits, the new chapter comes about half-way through; after Geminius suckles on Blair's 'long delicious finger'. ::cue dirty laugh::
And because I was so very bored, I made a few illustrations; some recent pictures of the gorgeous island of Symi - once called Metapontis - Roman frescoes, mosaics; a lot of Greco-Roman homo-erotic stuff... it passed the time in the wee small hours of the morning.
It's given me a real craving for olives and Hymmetus honey which I'm currently indulging (the honey's on some yoghurt, not on the olives, in case you were wondering.)
It's all here, if you want to take a look (aside from two unbelievably stubborn pix that just won't upload for some reason. I've tried everything; I just don't understand what the problem is, but I'll keep trying). I hope you enjoy it.
ETA: Talked sternly to the two recalcitrant pix and they have now agreed to play nice and join the others in the story.
I finally got around to adding the naughty Moonridge chapter to Alpha and Omega (I offered an extra chapter for this story for Moonridge this year which was won by the lovely Cynthia Bradley - Jim and Blair take a bath; 2,000 words of pure porn). If you're only looking for the rude bits, the new chapter comes about half-way through; after Geminius suckles on Blair's 'long delicious finger'. ::cue dirty laugh::
And because I was so very bored, I made a few illustrations; some recent pictures of the gorgeous island of Symi - once called Metapontis - Roman frescoes, mosaics; a lot of Greco-Roman homo-erotic stuff... it passed the time in the wee small hours of the morning.
It's given me a real craving for olives and Hymmetus honey which I'm currently indulging (the honey's on some yoghurt, not on the olives, in case you were wondering.)
It's all here, if you want to take a look (aside from two unbelievably stubborn pix that just won't upload for some reason. I've tried everything; I just don't understand what the problem is, but I'll keep trying). I hope you enjoy it.
ETA: Talked sternly to the two recalcitrant pix and they have now agreed to play nice and join the others in the story.
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Ack - sweetie, we're going to have to think of something to wear you out. ::oops - there goes my grubby mind again:: *g*
The illustrations are gorgeous, and they all look to be working fine, so whatever you did must have scared them into behaving. I love the extra
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You read it already? Gosh, you're quick!
It's the rudest thing I ever wrote. ::is blushing prettily::
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Oh hon - it doesn't read rude *g* - it reads erotic and gorgeous... all that warm oil and damp skin - just lush. ::happy sigh::
And it's ok, thanks, my olive crisis is over - there was a pot of lemon-stuffed lurking behind the tinned toms. Phew!
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Thanks for the kind comment babe; I never really know if anything is any good, you know? My first foray into erotica. ::pets chapter::
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You do good work! *g*
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... and the best one called, Greek Lovers - with erotic scense from Ancient Greece! All taken from ancient pottery and such. There's het, m/m, threesomes and even a foursome! And one showing a Pan-like faun and, well, a four legged faun! Yikes! =>}
Won't be using these cards for a card game any time soon! VERY risqué! LOL!
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Moche pottery is pretty interesting, too. (o:
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Some are of PRIAPOS in ALL his glory, so you can imagine! LOL.
One thing I found amusing when going through the "erotic" part of the Royal Museum in Naples, was that the statues with HUGE penises, people would actually stand at their front doors, because it was good luck and such!
And here I thought they would've been hidden away for those manly soirées! *g*
The "erotica" section is barred by metal gates and we had to wait for an "escort" to let us in. Apparently if I'd been there a few years earlier, I wouldn't even have been able to see them, being a woman and all! Sheesh! *g*
Naples museum erotica
The Royal Museum at Naples Index of Illustrations
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Laurie
Hipe you get your sleep problems worked out.