Welcome to my perfumed garden

But I just got in from walking the dog in some perfectly filthy weather so I'm taking time-out to drink tea, eat hot buttered toast and do a meme which I blagged orf of fluterbev cause that's the kind of geezer I am innit. Wot you gonna do abaht it?*

Meme says, look deep into the soul of your userpics page and see the pretty pairings.

My default Panik icon - A fleeing wee guppie and the 'I brake' icon. Seems appropriate.

JimnBlair kiss and Nubs. Bwahahahahaha! no Jim, no! How could you think that?

Jim loves Blair (and vice-versa)/Groovy. What could be more fitting?

Hee/Not a morning person - I don't know why he's laughing, unless he's remembering why he's so tired/sore in the mornings?

I'm so screwed and shit! - so frequently my sentiments de jour.

Glad you're OK/What would The Doctor do?- Richard and Jezza in a lovely man-cuddle and Doctor#10. An intriguing threesome and no mistake.

Have I Been Bad?/Cosmic Hobo - Blair and Doctor #2. Fraught with bizarre possibilities! Have I been bad? Blair asks. Two's face would suggest so. *g*

Lust/Ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe? - Blair and Old Gregg. Too kinky for me. How much better had I used, instead, the immortal line;  "want to go to a club where people wee on each other?" I almost did but it was too long for a readable font.

Shirts/Hugs - Jim, Blair and Viv Stanshall. That's so wrong.

Writing/Not Writing - very Shrodinger's cat.

Homo sex/Book Critic - Homo sex and Hank Moody is definitely something I'd like to see plz, HBO! (Though if you go below instead, you get a far more intriguing combo with Wooster and Jeeves. ::smiles happily::

Tony Harrison/Hancock - 'This is an outrage' seems something The Lad Himself might say.

It's Not Funny/Goth Juice - Aside from the obvious Berry/Fulcher/Boosh connection, goth juice seems so very fitting for the Snuff Box; the darkest, most Gothic comedy in the world, evah!

Geek Pie/Sugar Ape - two Nathan Barley icons cuddle up to each other.

I want both of you/Lunacy of Love - JAMES WANTS RICHARD AND JEZ!!! (he so does!)

Sandburg!/Sexonlegs. Mmmmm. Such nice images that conjours. I'd beg someone to write it but it's been done. Repeatedly. *g*

Androzani/Motherlicker - What's your problem? Well that would be the fact that we've both been poisoned by deadly Androzani spectrox and there's only enough bat-milk for one, which means lovely Peter Davison is about to DIE! and regenerate into bloody Colin Baker, kicking off the worst incarnation of the Doctor, evah! Is that enough of a problem for you, Motherlickers?!!

Drums/Crack a smile - two lovely Sim!/Master icons.I love the madness inherent in them both.

Hartnell Credits/Don't Make me Shoot - Jim wants to shoot Doc #1 O:! But why, Jim, why...?

Only sex/vegetarian hero - Well Fielding and Brand are practically canon but I like inserting Davies into the lovely, sexy man-combo. And they all have such nice hair. :o)

Ten&Jamie/Crime Citizen - Hmmm. Jamie, Ten and his identical twin, Peter Carlysle. Interesting!

Nerd Love/Psychiatrist's Field Day - Blair and the Master! Such perversion! Such possibilities! ::dies of the pretty::

Come with me - to Gallifrey. *g* Oh yeah. Ten and The Master; my second favourite pairing.

Ten sleeping/My Doc Reads - a pair of pretty Doctors, all lovely and relaxed. Nice.

English Language/Tardis - a pair of English icons!

Oh Rassilon!/Doctor slut - Well it's too late to start angsting about it now, you saucy Time-Lord bitch.

Public Menace/Oncoming Storm - He knows himself too well. ::nods::

Withnell and I/Joy of Life - Withnell and Eight (aka Withnail's 'I') On my manor!  Ah, if only.

Use Brain/Fitz Kreiner - A tad harsh Doctor, he's doing his best. Just shag the lad and get it over with, you know how much he wants it and you know you want it too, you Gallifreyan slut-boi!

Breakdance of Rassilon/Guide - The Master is happy with this pairing. Wouldn't you be?

Entanglement/Crap - Does Jezza speak the truth? ::sigh::

Don't Google/Don't Feed - Gene and Sam, that's all well and good but please don't put Maurice Moss in that mix! None of them are going to enjoy that. OTOH; Moss seemed very keen on 'Gay!  A Gay Musical'  But could any of us deal with that? A slashy-step too far, I fear.

You killed my fandom/Crazy Pills -  You said it, Four. ::cries::

Future we deserve/Purity - Cruise of the Gods. ::loves::

Sudden Onset Gayness/Daily Mail - moving down, not aside and cheating jest a tad, but  so very appropriate for Rus and Jon. Not so much for Permaculture - unless you have a mind of very peculiar tendencies - and if you'd like to write that one, I'd be very interested to read it indeed.


*I appear to have come over all Euston-Films. I do apologise. Perchance I should return to my gaff, pour a drink, light a fag and tell me bird to shut it (::muses:: You know, that would go well on an icon...)