Welcome to my perfumed garden

Gay Penguins split!

omg poor Pepper! I have a horrible hollow sad feeling, I wish I hadn't read that, it's quite spoiled my evening.

It's our anniversary, Mark and me. 27 years. Gosh. ::shrug::  Well, we're not really ones for making a fuss. *g*

would have been freakish and thoroughly bizarre yet almost unspeakably brilliant.

From Matt Lucas - via Twitter, of course - where else?

Am I the only bugger on LJ today?

It's a while since I did one of these. Don't worry, just a quickie.

Decimated. The fic I'm writing with the adorably sexy, massively talented fluterbev is now almost 13,000 words long, a constant joy to write and read and continuing to fill me with the most evil glee.

Entanglement. The second draft well underway now. I'm calling the process an 'edit', though it seems to be constantly growing rather than diminishing. It's acquired 3 new chapters already and it's not even half way through yet. 19 of 50(?) chapters put to bed, 69,275 words.

And that's it. See, that wasn't too painful was it? Top Gear tonight! My loins are freshly girded, my happy trousers clean and ironed, early cocoa and school in the morning...



I'm so sorry, I fear I have gone mad.