Welcome to my perfumed garden

It's not going well. Graham Norton's bitch-fest is going down like a mug of cold baby sick and the winners? Dear blessed baby Jesus on a hovercraft. ::shakes head in sorrow and horror:: The Entertainment nominations = Friday Night Project, TV Burp, QI and X FACTOR wins? What the merry fuck are the judges on!? Blimey!

But Glinner tweets to say IT Crowd won! TV coverage not entirely live then *G*, but EXCELLENT news! Right ON!

ETA: Stephen Fry audio boo! Gotta love the twitter.

ETA2:White Girl?  Man. Can't agree with many of these winners this year. Sheesh!

ETA3: Oh Peter Serafinovich, I love you, why did you not win??? I could have borne it if Star Stories took it but Harry and Paul? The audience sounds as lukewarm as I feel.

ETA4: David Attenborough! You are AWESOME and totally rule!

ETA5: MASSIVE IT CROWD SQUEE!!! OK, I knew it was going to win thanks to the wonders of Twitter but even so! squeeeee!!!

ETA6: David Mitchell! Huzzah!

ETA7: Oh no. James Nesbitt. I can never watch him without blushing, remembering how alibongo and I cut him rather in our desperation to catch up with Richard Burgi. Oh man. ::holds head in hands::

ETS8: Best actor groan. I was really rooting for Jason Isaacs. The Curse of Steptoe was, truly, awesome.