No worries. I tend to be equally unsmiley about the Great Space Vajayjay Of Doom it replaces... I guess I'm coming from a position of "as long as it looks nothing like the current one I'm happy".

Speaking of which: do you have a favourite golden syrup recipe? My experience is sorta limited to Anzac biscuits and putting it on ice-cream, and would quite like to try something else with it.