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It's Pancake Day!
Mediaeval Feast-Days ftw!
I don't much like pancakes myself, indulging instead in crumpets, cream eggs and Mulligan and O'Hare.
And why (oh why) is my garden covered in a layer of cold white stuff again? For shame, O Weather Gods; you have become repetitive and boring.
I don't much like pancakes myself, indulging instead in crumpets, cream eggs and Mulligan and O'Hare.
And why (oh why) is my garden covered in a layer of cold white stuff again? For shame, O Weather Gods; you have become repetitive and boring.
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Pancakes!
I've just been told off for encouraging friend's small children to put their pancakes in their boots to save them for later. Honestly - what's wrong with that? ::sniggers like Mutley::
And why do you still have white stuff? It's going on Too Long.
pancakes in their boots
::Moany rant commences::Oh, the white stuff never really went away, there've been drifts on the moors ever since it fell but yesterday we woke to a fresh coat of the bloody stuff and now heavy freezing fog has arrived to compound the cat's misery.
And they're tearing up the centre of Penistone to build a Tesco. I ask you, is nowhere safe from the buggers?! ::moany rant ends::
That there white stuff
By 'eck luv - you gotta be tough to live oop north. Us feeble southerners haven't had more than the occasional light dandruff attack for a week or more now... though Bad Things are forecast for Devon tomorrow. Bloody winter needs to go away now. ::sends you warm melty vibes and hot toddies::
Tesco? In the middle of Penistone (and oh god, that name makes me giggle every time, sorry)? Sacrilege, that's what that is. I like my Tescos to be at least a nice civilized 15 miles away.
In semi-related rant, the council and police are trying to shut down our local coffee/wine bar because they won't conform to fire regs. Bastards! We like our teeny overcrowded wine bar - I shall be manning the barricades!
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And Northerners. Oh we be tough baby, we be tough... ::checks fingernails, whistles softly::
As for Tesco - man... I think Armando Iannucci speaks for us all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfSi0D7KESk
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::makes loud dolphin noises::
The Tesco vid is brilliant, thank you! I was giggling and shouting 'YES' the whole way through... ::wipes eyes with sleeve::
And I shall indeed be throwing myself under heavy machinery - I always wanted to go out that way! We shall be marching under the banner "Bugger off!" It has a ring to it... *g*
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I LOVE THAT ICON!!!
Arr! Dorset; where we've been making our own fun for generations... and periodically yelling "bugger off!" too by the look on his face. *g*
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