I'm offline...

[panik]

shitshitshitshit

My internet is down; been off all morning, the company is inncommunicado (no one here till Monday - or possibly; help! help! we know there's a problem and we don't want YOU complaining to us about it - which is kinda understandable). Due, I suspect,  to the crappiness of our phone lines, I'm on the slowest dial-up ever known to man; pages don't load; it's just taken me 25 *** minutes to make a Paypal payment  - it's a big red bitch! in thigh-boots and a thong.

So, aside from occassional forays to get m'email, I'm essentially off-line till the problem's fixed.

I am bereft. I feel like I'm adrift, all alone on the open sea... Will no one save me? ::meep!::

See you on the other side, my babies... )o:

Comments

[snailbones.livejournal.com]

Nooooo ::clutches at you::

[gillyp.livejournal.com]

It's back. 6 hours down...

Man!

::clutches you back; weeps a little; tears of relief.:: I survived, man! I came through.

[jadebear07.livejournal.com]

Oh no! If the withdrawal shakes get too bad, remember to pop lots of chocolate and put in Withnail and I or The Holy Grail...that just might get you through for a while...

::hugs::

[jadebear07.livejournal.com]

Oh, your back! Yaaaay! Whew. Well, you can still eat lots of chocolate to help with the trauma of having no net.

[snailbones.livejournal.com]

::passes strong cuppa::

Phew! You're tougher than me - 6 hours? I need a nurse to hold my hand after an hour...

[gillyp.livejournal.com]

I feel quite ill, really...

I think my addiction has become serious.

[gillyp.livejournal.com]

Ah, the relief of it's return, I can't tell you.

I have chocolate, but am too streesd to eat it (that's how BAD it is!)

[snailbones.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Would you like to borrow my (male) nurse? *g*

[gillyp.livejournal.com]

Does he look like that?

[snailbones.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah *hg*

[gillyp.livejournal.com]

Then you have my permission to send him right over.

[snailbones.livejournal.com]

I'm just wrapping him up now...

[gillyp.livejournal.com]

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

[snailbones.livejournal.com]

ODG - your icon ::falls over::

[jadebear07.livejournal.com]

wow, that is bad. But understandable. *shudders* Hope the nurse helps...at least, he certainly couldn't hurt. :)

[gillyp.livejournal.com]

Nice, ain't it?

[gillyp.livejournal.com]

Ah, Snail's nurse... ::flails. Dies::

[arnie1967.livejournal.com]

Damn, Gilly! I hope that, come Monday, it's all fixed as early as humanly possible (preferably, 1 second after midnight on Sunday night).

::hugs:: Hope you get back online properly soon.