Welcome to my perfumed garden

Take you on a gorgeous ride across the Wonders of the f****** Solar System.  A delicious spoof , amusingly sweary and just the thing for April Fool's.

Giggle a bit and buck up, my lovelies, just one more day till the weekend, a massively extended Easter! weekend no less with  warm, buttered hot cross buns and simnel cake and unfeasable quantities of chocolate and new! Doctor Who and Jonathan Creek with Paul McGann!!!

Let us don our sightly-too-small laughing trousers and the comfy, stain'ed underpants of manifold-delights, cock a merry snook at the wind and the snow, ring out the bells and sing hosanna for the potential for joy be mighty indeed. ::nods wisely::

In short, yes, I have had something of a trying week but I am drawing a veil and contemplating a weekend of chocolate, resolving to be glad and - where have the location and music boxes gone* and why is it sunny and snowing at the same time?

*They're back! And I just had a go at that tempting little 'detect' facility and it says I'm in London. How amusingly eccentric is LJ? Answer, very.

I think I'm living in Groundhog Day - really, every day follows the same routine of grim tedium, lightened only by the fact that I usually get a quiet three hours in the morning which I'm using to write fic - should be using it to further what's left of my career by writing 'real' stuff but hey ho the nonny. ::smirk::

Those of you following the angst-fest that is the Academy story (I really must try and think up a proper title for that), I've got the latest bit drafted; I'll try and get that written up sometime today, or maybe tomorrow, depending on how the routine goes. That will bring us to the end of part one and I'll be taking a short hiatus on that story for a bit while I work out the details of part two, which is very different from what went before, and re-start work on the 'Rainbows' sequel...

Urm, that's it, really. Just an update. I'm off back to the hospital in an hour and fifteen (can you tell I'm very, very  bored?).

I feel in need of coffee...