posted by [identity profile] gillyp.livejournal.com at 11:20am on 04/07/2008
It's been an utter BASTARD of a week for me. So, whazzup honey chile? The kitty-poo and guinea pig arses not doing it for you (you really are going to have to explain yourself young Snail).

And Mark. :;sigh:: there really is no excuse for him at all. he has a degree in philosophy, you know. I feel that should in some way exp,lain something but I have no idea what, why or, indeed, how.

Ooh. Gin-kisses, the very best kind! And look at the time! meep - I really, really, really should get into that garden, shouldn't I?

ext_9226: (snailstik - snailbones)
posted by [identity profile] snailbones.livejournal.com at 11:44am on 04/07/2008


The kitty-poo and guinea pig arses not doing it for you

I know ::sigh:: it's so damn tragic when furry butts don't float your boat anymore *g*

And look at the time! meep - I really, really, really should get into that garden, shouldn't I?

::surveys own pile of washing:: Hmmmmm. Let's just play hooky instead... it's Friday, it's Dr. Who tomorrow, we've been goooood. Well, mostly. Stuff it all babe - get out the bottle and lubricate yourself. Not sure that came out quite right - ah never mind. ::beams innocently::

 
Tea and crumpets in my sticky, blistered and bleeding hands. My, it's hot out there! But the seeds-of-doomish tropical honeysuckle is somewhat tamed, as is the ivy and Ceanothus. There is still much to do though so I'm off out again in a tic for I needs must attack a Rowan with a hacksaw.

I hope you're having a delicious day my lovely one. I've been picking many of your gastropodal brethren out of my nooks and crannies and hair. I am treating them kindly, setting them free in the woods out the back.

Lubrication... Refuses to go there. I have a bottle of Californian Chardonnay awaiting me in the fridge. I shall feel I've truly earned it as I pop its cork this evening - for once. (o:
ext_9226: (ammo6 - snailbones)


I've been picking many of your gastropodal brethren out of my nooks and crannies and hair. I am treating them kindly, setting them free in the woods out the back.

LOL - not you too - I take mine for a nice long walk in a bucket and release them into the wild while humming 'Born Free' to them... I swear I have homing snails though - the wee buggers keep finding their way back...

Happy and well-deserved weekend sweetie ::raises glass of something from Morrisons::

 
No, they all do, apparently. I've read this in many places.

raises glass of something from Morrisons

Morrisons, huh? There's posh. Raises glass of £2.22 Chardonnay from Lidl which is - surprisingly good. (o: Have a gorgeous weekend, babe. ::blowing the chocolate kisses::

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