Welcome to my perfumed garden

because most of my closest friends seemed to think it was wonderful. I was feeling awfully lonely until I started to delve into the comms, so I'm pleased to see another joining the disrespecters. *g*

I've cooled down a lot now and I've tried (twice) to write a rational critique but - I can't because it was just the most awful bollocks wasn't it? And shallow, yeah, you hit that nail squarely on its rusty little head (snerk. You see what I did there? ::titter::). I mean - the business with Rose infuriated me for all the obvious reasons but now I've had time to think about it a little, I've *even angrier* because it's so disrespectful of *Rose*!

RTDs obsession with Rose and the Doctor/Rose twoo love emo rubish really got on my nerves this year (to the point where I was praying for RTD to finish her off to save us from the grief) but even I wouldn't wish that fate on the poor girl. Is Rusty so shallow that he thinks - she can't have the real thing so let's create a substitute, a clone who looks exactly like the Doctor - the equivalent of leaving the girl waiting at the altar while her groom, who's changed his mind, substitutes his identical twin brother. 'He looks exactly like me so THAT'S ALRIGHT THEN'.

Not only is he NOT the man she apparently loves, he's half Donna! With a healthy helping of Donna's personality. It wouldn't last a week. (o:

I actually hoped (dangerous, I know. Will I never learn?) they were going to do something spectacular and exciting by merging the Doctor-Donna to create a new, 2 hearted Timelord. But no, Uncle R went for the obvious, dreary, Mary-Sue option instead and made me want to rip his smug face off with a blunt knife.

And let's not even start on the hideous fate doled out to Donna. Poor Donna, best companion in decades - she does not deserve that.

So... Did I mention that I hated it (because I did)? (o: