Welcome to my perfumed garden

Oh yes indeedy, damn stove played the same damn trick on us the old one would occasionally and, though thoroughly damped down as low as it damn well goes, churned out so much hot water the tanks boiled and the pump started screaming like a prize sow in labour. Only one option when that happens and that's to get up and drain off the hot water - scaldingly hot it was too, almost boiling. Made me weep to throw it away rather than magic it into a soothing bath but it was 3am, you know?

Never really got back to sleep.

Shattered.

Damn.

listening to Boswell's Life of Johnson on Radio 4 whilst following @DrSamuelJohnson's most amusing Tweets:

Fool BOSWELL is making a great Sycophant of him-self on th'invisible Idiot Box on Radio IV... The Actor who plays me is no GARRICK; I sound like a Steam-Engine cross'd with Bow Street Runner Inspector MORSE... Scotch Libertine BOSWELL protests of his Clap & Membrum-Rot 'pon Radio IV... @RealBoswell Sir, th'invisible Mummer-Troupe of Radio IV render you as a great DULLARD, a Simon MAYO of our Age.

They make a lovely couple.