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posted by [personal profile] panik at 08:59am on 11/06/2009 under , ,
asking if we want to buy a stairlift.

We live in a bungalow. In a street of bungalows.

location: Yorkshire
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posted by [identity profile] justmej.livejournal.com at 08:22am on 11/06/2009
I bought an American size washing maching when I moved in here, and for years I would get flyers about what I needed too run a good old folks home. I tried too get off there mailing list.
Wasn't until 10 years later, I had a call someone was in the area and would like to come and inspect the home, to see if they could offer suggestion on how to run it more efficiently.

 
posted by [identity profile] gillyp.livejournal.com at 08:30pm on 11/06/2009
LOL! Should've asked if there were any tax rebates on that sort of thing.
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posted by [identity profile] snailbones.livejournal.com at 10:57am on 11/06/2009


Oh wonderful! It's almost worth getting them round to go through it all with you... *hg*

 
posted by [identity profile] gillyp.livejournal.com at 08:30pm on 11/06/2009
Now don't go putting ideas in my head.
 
posted by [identity profile] miwahni.livejournal.com at 11:05am on 11/06/2009
I used to be plagued by vinyl cladding salesmen ringing up and wanting to come and give me a quote. One day I gave in and agreed - this must have been the tenth or so call - and the salesman was really annoyed when he arrived for his after-hours visit, only to discover I lived in a brick house. They never rang back after that.
 
posted by [identity profile] gillyp.livejournal.com at 08:32pm on 11/06/2009
That sounds so bizarre and exotic! I'm almost scared to ask but, whatever do they clad with their vinyl?
 
posted by [identity profile] miwahni.livejournal.com at 09:38pm on 11/06/2009
Vinyl cladding is used to cover the timber frame of houses, as an external wall material.
After the second world war a pent-up demand for housing was released into a market suffering from a huge shortage of both materials and tradesmen. A lot of young couples (my grandparents included) bought their land, squatted on it in temporary accommodation while they built their own homes - a process that could take years as materials were not only scarce but hugely expensive. There was an explosion of "post-war austerity homes" eg extremely narrow eaves, no porches or verandahs, tiny rooms, small windows, and clad in fibro sheeting. (My grandparents' house had a brick porch tacked on the front. That was considered at the time to be quite "posh"!)
Now fibro sheeting is really fragile, and a backyard game of cricket could result in a hole through the wall. It also requires regular painting to remain waterproof. A whole industry sprang up in the 70s, based around the removal of fibro and replacement with vinyl cladding which simulates weatherboard, is sun-resistant, never requires painting and is tough as nails.
Cladding also was seen as a "step up" from fibro which developed a reputation as a poor person's housing material, in the main due to the Housing Commission which built huge estates of fibro homes for the lower income earners, who could rent (and later buy) these houses for a nominal sum, about a third of the going rent.
And then it was discovered that the asbestos cement of which fibro was manufactured is highly toxic and cancer-causing (if disturbed) so there was an even bigger rush to vinyl cladding.
*end of Australian cultural history lesson*
My house is vinyl-clad upstairs, but retains its original fibro sheeting externally downstairs.
 
posted by [identity profile] talcat.livejournal.com at 12:16pm on 11/06/2009
LOL!!
This has made my day, I'm going to tell my mother it'll make her laugh :)
 
posted by [identity profile] gillyp.livejournal.com at 08:41pm on 11/06/2009
Always happy to make someone giggle. ::nods::
 
posted by [identity profile] orwellian-trash.livejournal.com at 12:49pm on 11/06/2009
I live in rented accommodation on the third floor and I get leaflets asking if I want a conservatory built in my garden that I don't have.
 
posted by [identity profile] gillyp.livejournal.com at 08:36pm on 11/06/2009
Oh, come on now, surely you can squeeze one in somewhere, where's your creativity?
 
posted by [identity profile] betagoddess.livejournal.com at 05:03pm on 11/06/2009

LMAO! I'm with [livejournal.com profile] snailbones! You should call them to come and demonstrate how practical their product will be in your home! *g*

Edited Date: 2009-06-11 05:03 pm (UTC)
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posted by [identity profile] derora.livejournal.com at 06:03pm on 11/06/2009
Reminds me of the calls I got offering vinyl siding - I live on the 15th floor of a brick high-rise. Many a time I was tempted to say sure, come on over. I also get offers to refinance my mortgage (that I don't have). You would think these things would be easy to check.
 
posted by [identity profile] betagoddess.livejournal.com at 06:07pm on 11/06/2009

LOL. I don't think they want to pay for the time any research would take, the morons. *g*

 
posted by [identity profile] gillyp.livejournal.com at 08:38pm on 11/06/2009
Is vinyl siding a close cousin to vinyl cladding (see [personal profile] miwahni above) cause I am dying to know what you do with it. It sounds so deliciously kinky.
 
posted by [identity profile] gillyp.livejournal.com at 08:36pm on 11/06/2009
Thing is, they probably would - and no doubt do their utmost to sell us one for the loft ladder.
 
posted by [identity profile] betagoddess.livejournal.com at 10:35pm on 11/06/2009

LOL. I think it would be kind of cool to have a stair lift going up to the attic! *g*

 
posted by [identity profile] jessriley.livejournal.com at 08:38pm on 11/06/2009
So, I'm assuming you said yes. :0)
 
posted by [identity profile] gillyp.livejournal.com at 08:39pm on 11/06/2009
It is my sworn edict to never agree to anything, ever. ::nods::

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