I'm not getting the heads-up from LJ (WHY aren't I getting the heads-up from LJ? O:!)

It seems I hath missed not one but TWO! birthdays. Verily and forsooth, I needs must offer a brace of  fat and fruitsome slices of  belated

BIRTHDAY SQUEE to the awesomely delicious JESS RILEY

and the impossibly delightful  PONDERS_LIFE...  


I hope your days were as sparkly, twinkly, sugar- drenched and chocolate-coated as your pinkly precious hearts could desire. Much love to you both. 

Somehow, I've lost a day. Where did it go? Maybe it went to feed Faction Paradox or something. Anyhow, I needs must send most noble

BIRTHDAY GREETINGS to the loveliest stars in my

firmament, ALIBONGO AND FLUTERBEV!

I loves you both, I do I do, till the end of time and back again.

Bev baby, your birthday greetings will be a day late because of aforementioned timely blunder. I hope you had/are having the most wonderful day of cookies and rainbows XXX Ali sweetheart - see you in a few hours, I haz chocolates and wine... (o:

::Rushes in panting. Leans down a bit, breathes hard, wheezes a bit. Holds up hand::
"Be with you in a tic..."

"

Amazing how much you miss when you take a couple of weeks off, most especially the birthday of the estimable, adorable, incomparable and wholly remarkable t_verano

I hope your day was as wonderful as yourself, darling.

And yesterday, t'was the birthday of the delicious and delightful karieflybabe.

Sorry I'm late with the greetings, honey; I hope your day was coated in sparkling, sugar-sprinkles and flavoured with the purest joy.

Did I miss anyone else...? Abject apologies if so and I hope you had a spankingly brilliant day.