Welcome to my perfumed garden

I went for a walk in the woods today; these woods, with the deer and the woodpeckers and just filled with life; the ones someone compared to Middle Earth. Guess what? They're gone, or, at least, a huge chunk of them; clear-felled; gone. It looks like a war-zone up there with mud and deep gouged caterpillar tracks and just a whole load of nothing.

Geez. I'm numb and angry and just so stunned. At least I feel ready to move now, I've been putting it off, putting it off - now I just want to sell the house and get out as soon as I can.

I've fired off a bunch of enraged emails but I feel so fucking helpless. Gods, I'm so depressed. I really didn't think Chorley Borough Council were capable of sinking any lower in my estimation. I was wrong. Despicable bunch of c****